痊愈
It turns out that getting drunk and going mountain climbing are cures for the flu. I have fully recovered and am in the mood for a lay. 哈哈 中国人的眼睛很小。
BYEEE
OMG IM SO HUNGOVER
I need a hangover cure quick before I go mountain climbing with my brother and his harem. Vodka straight tastes so shit!!
Wtf is happening??
Why is all this shit happening to my friends while I’m in China!!??
OMGOMG
HARHARHARHARHARHAR I BEAT YOU CHINA.
Just so everyone knows Ive got a shreeking Chinese girlfriend Vanilla
Vanilla is hot.
Yeah. She has a nice ass, which is the only important thing.
I thought she had a nice rack. AND she has a big mouth. (2)
Yes. She does. 3 points for Vanilla, anyone care to challenge her
Angelina Jolie?
I second that.
OMGOMG
HARHARHARHARHARHAR I BEAT YOU CHINA.
Just so everyone knows Ive got a shreeking Chinese girlfriend Vanilla
Vanilla is hot.
Yeah. She has a nice ass, which is the only important thing.
I thought she had a nice rack. AND she has a big mouth. (2)
Yes. She does. 3 points for Vanilla, anyone care to challenge her
OMGOMG
HARHARHARHARHARHAR I BEAT YOU CHINA.
Just so everyone knows Ive got a shreeking Chinese girlfriend Vanilla
Vanilla is hot.
Yeah. She has a nice ass, which is the only important thing.
OMGOMG
HARHARHARHARHARHAR I BEAT YOU CHINA.
Just so everyone knows Ive got a shreeking Chinese girlfriend Vanilla
I got passed the Chinese Fireball
Suck shit China, I am using tumblr. I MISS AUSTRALIA I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS SO MUCH
You know sarcasm is usually an expression of what you are actually feeling.
Btw dont reblog this :)
